The winner of this years annual Bloodbath is rudytudy14. Here are the names and lore he has chosen.
Gatling:Return 2 Sender: "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
Rifle:The Last Laugh: "It's a killer joke."
Shotgun:Risk & Reward: "Get close enough to give em' a fuckin' kiss with it"
Pistol:Morality "Some day, your mind will break upon the things you've done"
Cannon:Black Betty: "Fuck you in particular."
Blaze Rod:Dragonstrike "With every death comes honour, with honour, redemption."
Slimeball:Gift of the Devil "Rain of Blood."
Quartz:The Summoner "Rise, my servants."
Ghast Tear:Freeze! "FREEZE! Don't Move!
Chestplate:Crusader Of Smite "Chestplate of the Forbidden Tower."
Helm:Crusader Of Smite "Helmet of The Forbidden Tower."
Pants:Rudy's Pants "Is that a pistol? Or are you just happy to see me?"
Boots:Rudy's Boots "Boots of Rudy's shack"
Nether Star:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(however many E's is the item name cap) "ALLAHU AKBAR"
Sword:Sabre of Hellfire "From the depths of hell"
Bow:Rudy's Bow "I don't even know why I carry this"
The lore, only seen when hovering over the item, is in quotations. If you didn't attend you can watch the video I recorded.